please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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