escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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