Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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