so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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