Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The struggles of a small town man whore
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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