i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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