Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am naked and annoyed.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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