"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was confusing and full of hummus
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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