The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
