Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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