So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I understand Curling. That high.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
