Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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