Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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