Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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