I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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