someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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