Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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