this just has baby written all over it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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