so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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