I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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