I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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