Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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