I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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