Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This is the high leading the old right now
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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