fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
did i just pee glitter
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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