i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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