69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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