I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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