He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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