Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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