Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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