Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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