Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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