it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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