No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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