is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
is wine microwaveable?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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