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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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