Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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