I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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