my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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