At least make sure they are 18
Why
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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