Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Alive.
So much puke
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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