butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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