I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
