i don't like sucking hair
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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