Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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