I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
