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is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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