do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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