i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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