I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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