Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
