He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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