I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We have so much sex to catch up on
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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