No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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